May 17, 2012

Table Talk

Tonight’s Table Talk ….to create conversation Q: What’s your favorite spectator sport, and how often do you watch it? Riddle: Q: Why did the clock go to the principal’s office? A: For tocking too much!

Table Talk

Tonight’s Table Talk ….to create conversation Q: What’s your favorite aroma or fragrance? Riddle: Q: Why did the teacher go to the beach? A:To test the water.

Table Talk

Tonight’s Table Talk ….to create conversation Q: What’s your most and least preferred forms of exercise? Why? Riddle: Q: What do you get from a pampered cow? A: Spoiled milk.

Table Talk

Tonight’s Table Talk ….to create conversation Q: What is your favorite bumper sticker or t-shirt slogan? Riddle: Q: What did the farmer call the cow that had no milk? A:An udder failure.

Table Talk

Tonight’s Table Talk ….to create conversation Q: Growing up, what was your favorite fairy tale or children’s story? Why? Riddle: Q: What do you call a sleeping bull? A: A bull-dozer.

Table Talk

Tonight’s Table Talk ….to create conversation Q: What are the best and worst sounds of the world? Riddle: Q: Why do basketball players love donuts? A: Because they dunk them.

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Tonight’s Table Talk ….to create conversation Q: What is one of your favorite souvenirs brought back from your travels? Why? Riddle: Q: What do you call a pig who plays basketball? A: A ball hog.

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Tonight’s Table Talk ….to create conversation Q: What’s your least favorite thing to do? Why? Riddle: Q: What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? A: Spare ribs.

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Tonight’s Table Talk ….to create conversation Q: What your all time favorite video game? Why? Riddle: Q: Why did the football coach go to the bank? A: He wanted his quarter back!

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Tonight’s Table Talk ….to create conversation Q: What your favorite expression? Why? Riddle: Q: What is harder to catch the faster you run? A: Your breath.